"You don't smell very good"

Set up of story: So after work yesterday Burr and Anne are waiting to be invited by co-workers for beers, but sadly this does not happen - since we are either (1) the newbies around the office or (2) completely unpopular

Side Note 1* I pray it is option (1) as I have not been this un-popular since middle school and I don't think my ego can take it - And I was wearing a really cute outfit yesterday *

So since neither of us are invited we decide to get drinks on our own with Anne's new co-worker, Elizabeth who is also a newbie. We have drinks and then run home to change before we go to meet Burr's fraternity brother, Ed out.

Here is where it gets interesting: Anne puts on her pretty going out clothes with cute heels, 3" mind you. Anne and Burr walk about 10 minutes to the tube

*Side note 2 - the trip might have been 15 minutes - b/c Anne is in her adorable (shout out Katie Williams - love Off Broadway) high heels and Burr is whining, as usual, that Anne is moving at a snail's pace due to said heels. *

So, we finally arrive at our train and there is 1 seat left - yeah! Anne sits down and notices the man next to her. She thinks, "He must have had a hard day" b/c he has paint all over his hands and clothes, he is holding a large Heineken in his hands, and he is slouched so low in his seat his legs are taking up 3/4 of my leg space. Anne, being nice, squeezes in and is very careful to make sure to let the man continue to have his legs in her leg space. They sit in peace for about 2 minutes and then all of the sudden there is a SHOWER OF BEER coming out of the man's mouth and projected ALL OVER ANNE. He literally just SPIT beer all over her, from her hair to her shoes. Anne sits for a moment, looks at the man and wonders if he is (1) on drugs (2) on his 30th Heineken and choaking to dealth or (3) did it on purpose - and gives him the dirtiest look she can conjure up at that time.

Side Note 3* For those of you who have had the pleasure of seeing Anne mad, you know I can make some nasty faces. He should have been scared! *

Anne immediately gets up and walks over to Burr, who did not notice the incident at all, and Anne says "Um, I just got an entire beer SPIT all over me" to which Burr's response is

"Yeah..... You don't smell very GOOD!!!"